A Turtle In My Yard

There is a turtle in my yard. Of course it's not any ordinary turtle, it's a very mysterious introvert turtle and if it was just an ordinary turtle it wouldn't live in my yard. Rarely do I ever see him (yes i decided he is a he with absolutely no proof whatsoever) and he is very fast, therefore his name is Speedy Gonzales (yes like the cartoon). I've never seen any turtle move as fast as he does, sometimes he also tries to bite my shoes but fails. Now that i think about it, maybe his middle name should be Flash (yes!Like the super hero).

Speedy Flash Gonzales, sounds good to me.